“Arrow dynamic” in place of aerodynamic. Of course, it’s a YouTube comment, so that helps explain it. Found in comments of this video of a remote-controlled Star Trek Enterprise ship.
Dey Toke Our Gramar
A new one: Toke as the past tense of take. Not a typo since Louie does this twice.
I’m Speechless
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A New One
Docent in place of doesn’t!
Honest, Not Smart
From http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/10_44/b4201043146825.htm



