I have to hand it to Kevin Hayes for writing one of the funniest, tongue-in-cheek abuses of grammar to ever appear on National Grammar Day. I give him a pass and proclaim him “Winner” because he wrote “Worster” and “Worstest” intentionally and to drive home a point (so to speak).
Grammar pedants like me and my colleagues find joy in pointing out the mistakes of others (sometimes we’re nice about it), but we have our inside jokes and appreciate intelligent displays of bad grammar. [Yes, there is such a thing, but you'll have to wait until my yet-to-be-written book is published before you know more.]
As for Sen. Assburn Ashburn, I simply say this: he who protests the loudest needs to come out of the closet.
