IMHO, you’re an idiot.

I love it when people offer up their humble opinions with the careless regard for spelling and grammar as evidenced by “crazyflanger” over at Consumerist.com. Listen, if you can’t form coherent sentences with appropriate syntax and correct spelling, I don’t care about your IMHO. [But keep at it because I need more fodder for this blog.]

“I don’t know a lot . . .”
At least you didn’t type “alot.”

“I’ve been amazed on how . . .”
Amazed on? No. Amazed by.

“They obviously don’t appreciate there employees.”
You obviously don’t appreciate the difference between there and their.

“A good business is a three way street.”
Come again? That’s got to be Tom Tom’s nightmare.

” . . . loose . . . loose . . . loose . . . “
Really? This again? Do you have a hearing problem?

“I can’t walk down an isle . . .”
Which isle? Maui? Or, perhaps, Bermuda?

” . . . the greeters are always retarded or disabled people [not important people like ceo's [sic] or store managers.]”
You’re offended that the Best Buy CEO doesn’t greet you at the door of the particular store that you patronize, so you offend the sensible and mature among us by denigrating the people who are only doing their jobs to the best of their abilities.

My friend, I will look forward to being greeted by you at Best Buy soon.